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jamescobo:

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

via wave-ryder

Oh, of course.

sebsational:

How I almost signed over my entire life to Applebee’s for a gift card of an indeterminate amount.

Also their last tweet. Who do they think I am? I went to COLLEGE.

Social media is so stupid.

Happy 4th from the most patriotic film of all time!

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

iamabutchsolo:

This is actually so legit.

It’s so stupid how people actually think that a woman’s period would make her completely irrational so that she cannot be in a position of power.

One of my favourite 30 Rock running jokes

My favorite favorite.

(via obsessed-with-youtube)

offended-fig:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

W E L L  F U C K  Y O U  T O O  J E S U S

Hangry Jesus.

(via laughterkey)

mulaneysbutt:

it gets better…

Look wut we did.

kristinkemper:

my favorite animal is fat cats

[prints!]

squeezey babies

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